Ripped Pants

I thought I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky high.
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance,
All just because I ripped my pants.

When big Larry came round just to put him down,
SpongeBob turned into a clown.
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With a fool who went and ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn’t mope around and I shouldn’t curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
‘Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun,
Than a burn from the sun or sand in you’re buns.

Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget,
So listen and you won’t regret.
Be true to yourself, don’t miss your chance
And you won’t end up like the fool who ripped his pants.

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